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Mar. 30th, 2009 11:19 am
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Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] askerian. Apparently the "best meme ever."

Ask any character I've written for advice, and they will provide it, advice columnist style. Your problems or fictional characters' problems both welcome. Management is not responsible for the results of following said advice.

Okay, ladies and gentlemen. Hit me. I just got an IUD put in and need something to take my mind off of the incredibly ridiculous cramping. $@&#*$@&#$!!!

Date: 2009-04-03 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiyakotari.livejournal.com
Dear K.,

I'm assuming you're speaking metaphorically, and that you haven't actually laughed so hard that part of your lung came out of your mouth. If you have, get yourself to the nearest emergency medical facility. Now.

Amusedly,
Wren

PS: Bring the piece(s) of lung with you. The staff at the facility might need to run tests on them.
Edited Date: 2009-04-03 05:23 am (UTC)

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