Advice

Mar. 30th, 2009 11:19 am
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Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] askerian. Apparently the "best meme ever."

Ask any character I've written for advice, and they will provide it, advice columnist style. Your problems or fictional characters' problems both welcome. Management is not responsible for the results of following said advice.

Okay, ladies and gentlemen. Hit me. I just got an IUD put in and need something to take my mind off of the incredibly ridiculous cramping. $@&#*$@&#$!!!

Date: 2009-04-01 08:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiyakotari.livejournal.com
Dear [livejournal.com profile] nagasvoice,

As long as your Bad Guy is not actively causing problems for your group, then I think they should thank their lucky stars and try to live a normal life (or lives, as the case may be). However, if Those Bastards are still kicking up a ruckus, I have one very solid piece of advice for tracking down the source of the problems so that he/she/it/they can be dealt with:

Follow the money.

Sincerely,
Jian Yuan

Date: 2009-04-01 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nagasvoice.livejournal.com
Thank you, that is a very good idea indeed--so I may sic the auditors on Those B**. (Entirely deserved, I'm sure.)

Date: 2009-04-02 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiyakotari.livejournal.com
Dear [livejournal.com profile] nagasvoice,

I normally would hesitate to say anyone deserves having auditors set loose on them, but in this instance it's probably appropriate.

Sincerely,
Jian Yuan

Date: 2009-04-03 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nagasvoice.livejournal.com
Thank you very much, it is helpful!

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