Subpoena? WTF is up with my life lately?

[kiyakotari]

Holy crap. I've been served with a subpoena. I have to appear in court at 9:00 am on this coming Tuesday, June 7. 0_o

I have no fucking clue why. Says I'm a witness. To an event. And I don't know what the event was.

So, I called the attorney listed on the thing. I'm guessing this is for one of the MANY things I've had to fill police reports out for while working nightshift in a fast food drive-thru. Just don't know which one.

I'm gonna say "Sure, no problem, I'll testify for ya' and be real cooperative...but only if you provide a ride down to the courthouse for me. Because it's 30-45 minutes away, and I am NOT wasting my gas for you. You make me find my own way down...I'll testify, but you won't like what I have to say, trust me."

Way I see it...they couldn't at least given me more notice. Geez. It's like....hello? Three days away? WTF?!? **angry face** Fucking judiciary.

**snickers** A sheriff showed up at my door, and my mom was like: "... ... ... Can I...help you?"

And he asked for me.

I thought she was going to have a heart attack. She gave me a look that said SO clearly "What the HELL have you done now??!??!?!"

And I trotted over to the door, all decked out in my bitch boots and jingly bondage pants and perkily asked what was up (the whole time frantically going through the list of things I've done recently that are worthy of the attention of law enforcement agencies of any kind in the back of my mind, and wondering how the HELL they could've found out about any of them)...and got a subpoena shoved in my face.

I thought my mom might REALLY have a heart attack then, but from relief.

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Anywho...on another subject entirely...what am I, putting out PHEROMONES or some shit? I went for ....20 years of my life without more than three boys doing more than giving me the time of day. And in the last month or so, I've had something like 20 guys ask me for my phone number, ask me to hang out, randomly hit on me at school and start following me around like puppies despite the fact that I can't remember their names, actually manage to get me to start going out with them, or some other...such...thing. And those are just the ones who've done it more than ONCE. The ones who only try once, I don't bother counting.

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**stares at reflection in mirror** What the hell? I look the same as I always have. I wear the same clothes, still don't wear perfume or makeup, haven't changed the way I act any....

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I'm confused.

I think I may become a lesbian rather than bi. That seems to be easier. Less men, and if I want cock I have a variety of sizes, shapes, colors, and speeds to choose from.

Comments

[shadow-arashi.livejournal.com]

@____________________@!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eeeck!! *dies*

You... are going to be the death of me sweetie. XD Pheromones, cocks and subpoena.... You have such a way with words I'm rolling on the floor of my empty room. No offense really. >_>

I know how annoying it is to have men following you like that. I can't stand it. *is also starting to think of switching from straight to lesbian*

Note: sex toys can be a life saver I guess. XD

[kiyakotari.livejournal.com]

**grins** Thanks! Considering that being a true, honest-to-goodness published author is one of my goals in life....it's good to hear that I can make things sound interesting!

And yes, they are a life saver. **wink**

ACK!! I'm not going to be able to ship the twins out until Monday. My work didn't get our paychecks in yet - won't until Sunday, and the post office isn't open then. But I WILL get them out as soon as I have some $$ in my account to do it!

[shadow-arashi.livejournal.com]

No problem, I meant it! ^^ The way you put things has something that made it interesting and has a certain "bit" to it, but in a good way. ^__^ --> dream of being published one day but is too lazy/only write fanfics

Don't worry, I can wait for them to be shipped on Monday really. One more day or one less won't change things as long as they arrive right? Just don't forget to tell me how much I own you for shipping and I will paypal you asap.

[jyuni.livejournal.com]

oO You're uh busy. Atleast it's not anything really bad.... I hope.

[kiyakotari.livejournal.com]

**snickers** Well, let's see....I was like "Oh CRAP....how did they.....wait...no...they coudn't know about that yet, not enough time....but then....awww FUCK...no, wait, hold on....he's not talking to anyone anytime soon, he'll be too embarassed...but then it could be...."

As for the guys...meh. I need a tazer....or pepper spray. That stuff makes an impression - trust me, I KNOW.

[euphorias-child.livejournal.com]

The fact that my reaction to your latter half of the statement was to yell "Mine!" and cling to the monitor was slightly disturbing. (I think it was the bitch boots/bondage pants?)

*Snickers* I bet your Mom did have a heart attack. Bless her and your heart as well. And come on, you can't tell me you were that completely cool when the police officer showed up at your door. One look at that man in uniform and I would have thought, "What did I do?!"

Oh and I have a good answer to your boys-gone-crazy worry:

Usually when we act uninterested in the opposite sex, they do one of two things; they become so attracted they can hardly stand it, or they pull away slowly but try to gather your attention from time to time. The truly sane ones just give up.

*wink*But then again, you have a flirtatious personality. I say it's your own fault. *chuckles*

[kiyakotari.livejournal.com]

Oh, I was very "What did I do?!?!" ... ... But only in my silent little mind.

**chuckles** I love my bitch boots. I love my bondage pants. I love my leather collar collecion and I love D rings.

**smiles**

I do NOT flirt with them.

Well...okay...well, no, not really. I mean, I act nice to the ones in drive-thru, but that's my JOB.

And the guys at school? Oh HELL no.

[kayde07.livejournal.com]

Looks like things are picking up for you in life ^_^ I've never had the problem of hot guys hunting me down just older, horny old men so far ^_^ Guess it's just your time, huh? It's kinda exciting and sometimes overwhelming when they come in a sudden wave like that.

I find my self boldly flirting with more females lately but somehow I find something oddly compelling about the male species which is probably the reason I won't consider myself an all out lesbian...yet ^_~

CJ

PS. Good choice of music. That new System CD is pretty good.

[kiyakotari.livejournal.com]

**laughs** Hey, I didn't say they were ALL hot young guys. There was this 32 year old last year at the college that I ended up kneeing in the crotch when he tried to jump me in the elevator.

X_X

Oh, I know. I'm starting to love that CD, which is sad.

[euphorias-child.livejournal.com]

...You want horny -old- men, well think of this... I've been hit on by men in their late 70s.

...And that disturbs me.

And anywhere from 50-60.

And 40.

I have to draw a line when someone is double my age.

[kiyakotari.livejournal.com]

**winces** I've little old guys in the lobby or drive-thru are work call me 'sweetie' and wink at me, but never really been TRULY hit on by anyone over the age of 37.

I think.

**looks alarmed** Oh my god. Maybe it's just that I've become AWARE of it suddenly?!?!

**loooks more alarmed**

[euphorias-child.livejournal.com]

I got grabbed by a 65 year old man in the parking lot who commented to his grandaughter who was standing right there that I was a "fine specimen."

Since he was old, I didn't hurt him.

...But I severely wanted to kick him. He scared the hell out of me doing that.