Meme Stolen From GJ Who Stole It From Savvy...

[kiyakotari]

So greenjudy apparently stole this from saintsavin. I saw it, and was so amused (gee, big surprise there, ne?) that I just had to try it myself.

Oh, look! I have cyborgs, a meat-shield, and...um...no pants!

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	The High Grand Poobah
Your symbol is:	a fox, because you're foxy!
You rule from:	a mountaintop mansion
At your side is:	your standard-bearer, who doubles as a meat shield
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	just regular, run-of-the-mill . . . cyborgs
Your most popular law is:	No-pants Fridays
Your least popular law is:	Banning of 'stupidity and laziness in the same person'
Your worst enemy is:	no longer with us. Foul play? Who, you?
Your popularity rating is:	86%
Your chance of being overthrown is:	23%

When I tried it with "No idea..." as my selected option (I couldn't pick between that and the military coup), it told me my guards were "veeeery heavily armed," which was amusing, but the rest of the results were not as laughable as these.

Comments

[lionhearts.livejournal.com]

XD I'm a fan of your least popular law. I would support it.

Hmm. None of mine were NEARLY that amusing. But apparently Johnny Depp is my worst enemy. And My enforcers are cat-people. I could dig cat-people. 83

[greenjudy.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I missed this, somehow.

I like the meat shield concept. Very now. XD