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Conversations in Security
Aug. 28th, 2009 11:40 pmOh, the wonderful things overheard in the Security Office at the hospital. ^_^;;
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ME: "You do like the shiny silver ones, don't you?"
TED: "They're fucking pretty! You pull your awesome gun out, and BLAM! The last thing they see is something beautiful blowing their fucking head off!"
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TED: "If I only had that staff!"
ME: "Then you could rip people's faces off?"
TED: "No, I don't have a rip people's faces off spec - well, I kind of do, but it only works with certain classes."
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TED: "Lesbians! First they steal our women, then they steal our soda!"
(Note that Ted has no problem at all with homosexuality - but one of our lesbian coworkers had just stolen his soda. Ted has a...special relationship with his soda.Which is ironic, because "his" soda comes from my locker.)
ME: "You do like the shiny silver ones, don't you?"
TED: "They're fucking pretty! You pull your awesome gun out, and BLAM! The last thing they see is something beautiful blowing their fucking head off!"
TED: "If I only had that staff!"
ME: "Then you could rip people's faces off?"
TED: "No, I don't have a rip people's faces off spec - well, I kind of do, but it only works with certain classes."
TED: "Lesbians! First they steal our women, then they steal our soda!"
(Note that Ted has no problem at all with homosexuality - but one of our lesbian coworkers had just stolen his soda. Ted has a...special relationship with his soda.
