At least the something in your carpet didn't give you a creepy sensation or was like the spider incident that happened tonight while I was being the assistant in the Wednesday night bible class for the fourth graders. I came very close to cursing in the middle of their prayer, but instead had to quietly excuse myself. You see, I had this issue where a large spider-like object crawled up my leg and I didn't even notice it on my body until it dropped down inside my shirt and attempted to fondle me with its legs.

...

Yeah.

You know how fond of those I am.

It's frightening how in control of a situation I can be when I have to be. However, when I got into the parking lot, I screamed and nearly stripped to get the thing off, not caring that there were cars going by or that the teenagers were going to their class. >_O Now you be sympathetic for me.

>_> Haven't read that story yet. Afraid to. I don't want to go nuts thinking about another one of your characters. I'm having Rafe-lust as it is. >_> Tell your two favorite boys of mine I'm sorry for having said so. Ahem.